Presenex

A term for an attractive middle-aged man.

Derived from the words "pre" meaning not yet and "senex" meaning elderly man.

Person one: Did you see the new teacher they hired?
Person two: Yeah, he's a real presenex.

by Yu_ri May 20, 2023

Pres prisoner

When your university housemate is having pres with a group of friends you don't really know in the communal kitchen or living area, so you're forced to stay (or hide) in your room all evening

I was planning to meal prep tonight, but Sophie was having pres in the kitchen, so I ended up being a pres prisoner and having dry cereal out of the box in my room instead

by lilypad01 June 7, 2023

presbyopia

A word farsightedness because loss of elasticity in the lens of your eyes.

If you don't understand, it makes it hard for old people to see up close.

It's a weird word alright.
Pronounce it right!!

person 1: My dad needs glasses to read books.

person 2: So he needs convex lens.( Convex lens are lens for presbyopia

person 1: Weird name but yeah.

by randompersononinternet i guess July 12, 2023

presbyopia

farsightedness because loss of elasticity in the lens of your eyes.

If you don't understand, it means older people can't see close up.

It's a weird word

person 1: My dad needs glasses to read books

person 2: It's presbyopia, dumba**.

by randompersononinternet i guess July 12, 2023

Present Caliph Of Islam

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now.

There is NO present Caliph of Islam right now. All those especially Ahmadiyya Community are spreading lies about their False Caliphs.

by Ronald1 July 24, 2023

Prescription

I could probably use one of these.

Hym "Let me guess. Your prescription is 'Join my breeding cult and enslave a woman with the threat of hell fire and that will cure men's loneliness.' Right? Your memory isn't very good because I ALREADY TRIED THAT! That didn't work! Remember!? You were there!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

Presence Facetime

A presence FaceTime is when you and a person who is most likely a significant other are on a facetime call just to feel the presence of the other person in the room

Me and my girlfriend was on a presence Facetime last night

by Glokko September 4, 2023