presbyopia 

A word farsightedness because loss of elasticity in the lens of your eyes.

If you don't understand, it makes it hard for old people to see up close.

It's a weird word alright.
Pronounce it right!!

person 1: My dad needs glasses to read books.

person 2: So he needs convex lens.( Convex lens are lens for presbyopia

person 1: Weird name but yeah.

presbyopia by randompersononinternet i guess July 12, 2023

presbyopia 

farsightedness because loss of elasticity in the lens of your eyes.

If you don't understand, it means older people can't see close up.

It's a weird word

person 1: My dad needs glasses to read books

person 2: It's presbyopia, dumba**.

presbyopia by randompersononinternet i guess July 12, 2023

presbyopians 

People who suffer from presbyopia.

We are the great presbyopians.

presbyopians by Pubah January 13, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016