Grunge pump

When you're pissed off at your girlfriend, so you give her a grunge pump or two while you're f**king her.

Hey buddy why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

She pissed me off, so I gave her a couple grunge pumps last night.

by Funny guy 420 February 17, 2017

Quadruple Pump

Basically means 4 shotguns that a streamer called Daequan used to use all the time. Takes up stupid amount of your inventory space but worth it. 20 shotgun shells melting ur doodoo default skin. They sound OP but epic games got rid of the fucking thing. When you try to switch shotguns now, u need to wait for a century to shoot the damn thing. Plus shotguns only do 9 damage now.

Daequan: C'mere boi ooga booga booga!
A defult skin: Oh not this again
Daequan: Quadruple Pumps the default in the face.
Default: OOF!!!

by Ur banned Dicktionary November 5, 2018

Colonial water pump

When you meet someone special that is a half arm amputee. He/she grabs your penis with their good arm and you crank the "nub" pumping it, up and down like a an old fashioned water pump. The stroke is depending on what speed you want them to go

**Works the most efficiently when you are face to face

Bro, she gave me a colonial water pump last night and it was awesome

by Henny2002 October 13, 2015

Thunder Pump

To hump someone as hard as you possibly can.

Mate, I thunder pumped that girl all night long!

by Johnny Bad May 25, 2008

Lil Pump

A rapper that is actually mentally retarded.

Guy: You're going 70 miles per hour. How long will it take you to drive 70 miles?
Lil Pump: 70 nigga!

Guy: What's the difference between America and the United States?
Lil Pump: Bruh. The United States is more south than America bruh, America's in the north.

by Icy Wyte December 28, 2017

peace pump

A marijuana vaporizer with a small fan located internally near the bowl. When turned on, the fan pumps the THC laden air down your win pipe, in the end causing a lot of peaceful intelligent thoughts. For best effects use some dro.

Having that peace pump artificially breath for me helps fight my chronic diarrhea.

That peace pump gets me ripped.

by Big Trees January 28, 2008

Ghost Pump

Disambiguation

1. Whilst rhythmically thrusting in the act of coitus, the male, without missing rhythm, removes his condom and resumes penetration immediately thereafter without his partner realizing.

2. The act of withdrawing from active coitus and permitting ones spirit or spook, to engage, briefly, with the receiving vagina as the human vessel pumps alongside the spirit or jumps atop the recipient and dances to hip-hop music.

1. Ghouds presents as a quality and reliable partner. However, unbeknownst to any other party involved, he typically removes his protection via the Ghost Pump method, thereby leaving a wake of pregnancies, STDs and Creampies.

2a In an act of indecent ghost pumping, Haggs’ spook disallowed his reentry by force choking him and instead impregnated Dawn with 3, small, magical creatures which live only in water.

2b Ghouds returns Haggs’ Darrell Strawberry collection glazed in 3’’ of ghost pump secretory fluids.

by Ghouds November 9, 2019