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half your age plus 7

Half your age plus 7 is the mathematical equation to determine the creepiness of your dating relationship.
Person A: Is 20 years old.
Person B: is 18 years old.
20/2=10
10+7= 17
This relationship is not creepy because person B's age is greater than 17.

Person A: is 30 years old.
Person B: is 21 years old.
30/2=15
15+7=22
Person B's age is less than 22 therefore this relationship is creepy.

Therefore date someone who's age is at least half your age plus 7, or you're creepy.
by Blubro6 April 29, 2008
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Plugging

A very effective way of doing most drugs. Basically, you stick it up your butt.

There's a stigma against it because a lot of people are scared of their own rectums. Ultimately, it's a matter of personal preference; if you're adventurous, try it- it works great. If not, there's plenty of other methods that don't make you feel violated.
I plugged Adderall just before I wrote this definition. And IMO, plugging turns a good high into a GREAT high.

You can plug pretty much anything except weed and DXM- but always Google it first, just in case.
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plud

to force someone to take something that you no longer want by convincing them that they need it or can use it. The object is often something that the pludder has trouble throwing away.
Paul kept pludding his old books on me.
by jameika July 21, 2008
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plunderton

Slang description of a person who is terminally clumsy.
She always had a reputation as a total plunderton, dropping whatever she carried and running smack into people on the street.
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Puni Plush

An art style alternative to the tall, skinny design that is so common in bishoujo. Puni Plush avoids straight lines, emphasizing a character's curves, especially the face and hips, that can give to the cast an overall short, young look. Most common in romantic or slice-of-life anime, but sometimes used in less obvious ways. Often leads to characters that are Older Than They Look.
Puni Plush examples:

Lucky Star, Hidamari Sketch, Kanamemo, Potemayo, Pani Poni Dash, Manabi Straight, Ichigo Mashimaro, K-On.
by moeblobbery December 28, 2009
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Spark Plug Blowjob

The repayment your partner gives you for properly tuning up their car.
"I still owe you that spark plug blowjob"
by tictactoe81 June 17, 2012
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reading plus

this website helps you learn reading to be honest if you try this you will feel dry it boring

(shocker)
Teacher : did you do your reading plus
jack: no

teacher ; fuck you
by guest_912 November 4, 2020
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