Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023

Penciling

When a turd is sticking out of your butt and writing on your underwear.

See also: Brown-penciling, brown pencil.

I have to go bad. I'm penciling here!

by Bababooey-Fafa flohi May 29, 2022

Pencilling

1: A form of corporate jousting, involving wheeled office chairs and pencils.

2: A dirty, dirty sexual act that no one should ever try lest their immortal soul be cursed forever.

1: I was up for a promotion, but unfortunately I lost the pencilling match against Deborah.

2: I swear I saw them pencilling each other! I'm calling the police!

by LangdonAlgerJr October 27, 2020

Pencil pal

A friend who wants to me more one day and then the next day they don’t. Will erase their progress and go back into the friend zone almost instantly

my pencil pal, only wants to be my friend when it’s convenient for her but last night she was definitely a permanent marker, pal

by Dirtrider10017 July 14, 2025

Diamond Pencil

ITS A PENCIL MADE OF DIAMONDS

Wanna be stabbed by my diamond pencil?

by Yikers173 November 6, 2019

pencil

a object used to plug the butthole

i used a pencil to stop the flow of diarrhea

by big dic mommy September 8, 2021

Foot Pencil

The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser

“Yo get the koala we got to do some foot pencil”

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty December 23, 2020