Clubbed with your own chicken

To experience problems as a result of one's own cunning plans. To be too clever for one's own good. Similar in usage to "hoist with your own petard".

"Britney, you're doing pretty well, keeping yourself in the tabloids with these stunts. Just make sure you don't end up in jail or the nuthouse, don't wanna end up clubbed with your own chicken..."

by Ultrahadeen March 4, 2008

Spooned my own tits

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

Do you own research

The phrase people, that have no clue what they talk about use when you ask them to clarify their opinion.

don't be a sheep. Do you own research!

by tofab123 February 19, 2021

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

Liking your own post

Sad

Liking your own post is sad- “ you like your own posts, oh that’s just sad”

by Timothy Jenkins June 6, 2021

Dance to your own music

When you just have not a care what people think, and dance to the music in your head and be crazy!

You should dance to your own music. Like my friends and I did.

by Mattcat13 March 6, 2009

can your own peaches

the act of achieving either orgasm or ejaculation or both without the help of a partner.

darren: we jehovah witnesses don't believe in sex before marriage.

matt: so you can your own peaches?

darren: nope. touching oneself for pleasure is also forbidden.

by geelbooyair December 15, 2012