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Open ass face shank 

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.
Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.
Open ass face shank by Theßeave October 17, 2011
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open game 

When a girl is getting hit on by multiple guys, and vise versa. So it meaning that it could be anyone's chick/guy, hence the word "Open Game"
No way? Arnie and Rob are scammin on that same girl that your trying to get with? Daammnnnn... Open game son!
open game by -djsupagi- May 8, 2008

Open The Lunchbox

To Emit Wind From Anus
God damm it who opened the lunchbox .
Lookout I gotta open the lunchbox
Open The Lunchbox by Harassedhusband February 18, 2011

open palm points 

Points earned when touching the private parts of a prozzie (prostitue) or other lady (or ladyboy) of the night - in a public place, such as a bar. Open palm refers to the use of the 'open palm' to avoid physical penetration with the fingers, therefore avoiding danger of desease, or embarrassment from your colleagues.

Points can usually be exchanged for minor goods and services.

Can also apply to open palm contact with plungers
"It was open palm!"
- you just earned 20 open palm points
open palm points by wreaal July 12, 2011

Open get 

When one notices all the flaws and imperfections, mostly idiocy, in someone, and then begins to tear them a new one in the most thorough of fashion. Named this due to the fact its as if all of their mental retardation was in an open field and you just got it all in one place to shove in their face.
Well the whore complained about abortions and wondered why her parents didn't accept her, John couldn't help but Open get her.
Open get by toadsterBbox July 1, 2012

open up shop 

At the track totally dominating the competition with the best setups.
JHM and VAST going to the track and they open up shop on AWE/GIAC
open up shop by Jason Harbinson August 21, 2007

Open Faced Sloppy Jim 

When you cum all over Jim's long face then try wiping the cum all over his face.
Every weekend Jim likes to have an Open Faced Sloppy Jim.
Open Faced Sloppy Jim by P+Man April 4, 2011