observatant

To be observative while under intoxification.

The haus was observatant of any onlookers trying to woo his woman.

by thehaus October 28, 2017

Obesaur

A person so obese she might as well lived in the mesozoic era.

Somebody who would have gotten a role offered in jurassic park, just not as human.

Dude, stop the damn car at crosswalks! We almost hit that giant obesaur!

by Hhnnngggicummmm October 30, 2017

Obesitas

A girl who suffers from severe obesity. Can be used to describe obese mexican girls due to the the ending -tas. Which reminds us of the song of the maracas.

Have you seen this Obesitas sitting behing us? She is the reason why there is world hunger.

by FootJobLover July 9, 2018

obserfeeling

To observe your inner feelings with deep introspection and to articulate what is seen and felt.

I had an obserfeeling that...

by CircadianAmadeus November 10, 2018

Obserbation

The act of observing the act of fapping whilst fapping and being observed.

I saw a man conducting an obserbation three days ago.

by Capn Morg November 22, 2018

obsekette

Some bullshit that has no relevance to your conversation, reference of point, or current situation at hand. Makes zero common sense.

Come the fuck on Pam, how you bringing that obsekette bottle of 2009 White Zin to the Taste of Italy Night at the Wine Club?

by Tlinn February 28, 2019

obete

Obese + Petite. To be short with tiny feet and or limbs but also morbidly Obese.

Think of a short T-Rex with tiny feet but a huge over hanging stomach.

Think of a fat woman with lady like petite feet or small hands. A short torso.

Me: Did you see Chrissy Metz go by with her teeny tiny feet?

You: Yeah I wouldn't have known she went by with her quiet tiny feet walk!

Me: Yeah good things she's obese so we can visually know when she's going by! She's definitely obete!

by Steff-the-chef January 28, 2019