can you not

Fragment often used by girls to thwart further activity; please stop; that ain't right, don't do that, because I don't like it.

Can be found as: Can you not?!, Can you not..., Can you.. not?

Jon is poking Jane.

Jane says, "Can you not..."

by 881 December 30, 2005

Dot Not Feathers

Dot Not Feathers is a description that differentiates between the two "Indian" possibilities. "Dot" refers to the Indian that comes from India (the word "dot" refers to the forehead festoonery that represents the third eye in the Hindu Religion). The word "Feathers" is descriptive of the American Indian who use feathers to accessorize their cranium.

The Indians (dot not feathers) are good businessmen - they own a lot of motels. On the other hand the Indians (feathers not dot) are even better businessmen, they own casinos where the dots gamble.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 27, 2009

it's not you, it's me

I no longer find you attractive, but I can't say that because then I'll feel guilty. Oh, by the way, good riddance.

Girl: Listen, Harry, we need to talk...

Harry: huhuhuh whatfor sexy hot girl?

Girl: Look... it's not you, it's me. I don't think this is working out.

by billus April 1, 2004

except not

Used in conversation to express your disbelief in the ridiculous statement or blatant lie someone just told.

Guy 1- I banged 12 dimes last night.
Guy 2- Except not!

guy 1- yeah so im going to go spend 3 hours in the gym, fin tol ook good for the ladies.
guy 2- except not!

by Beben M. November 1, 2009

I make dollars not sense

When someone says "You don't make any sense," just say this phrase in order to be weird.

You don't make sense. I make Dollars not Sense.

by TheSeger September 5, 2009

It's not what it looks like!

When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.

John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004

Im not gay seat

A seat at a movie theater located directly between two homophobic straight males who are attending the film together.

"This theater wouldn't be so crowded if there weren't so many 'Im not gay seats' being taken! GAWD"

by Arianeeeee February 10, 2007