Nonce

A 28 year old guy who dates 15 year old girls.

Guy talking to friend - “I went and picked up my girlfriend from highschool today.”

Friend - “What?! Bro you’re a nonce!”

by Kid Creepy May 15, 2020

Nonce

A slag word for a pedophile

That Cameron kelly guy fucked Olivia hill she was 13 , what a nonce!

by James arther October 24, 2020

Nonce

A person who drink milk regularly and purely out of personal choice

Is he drinking milk out of the carton?! What a nonce!

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Nonce Island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.

1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.

by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021

nochi

a ship that's going to last forever. the duo that's going loving each other through everything, inspite of all the distance and everything that stands between them. if you don't ship nochi, you don't know what you're missing.

“nochi is love”
“nochi forever”

by m090 January 23, 2021

Nochi

a ship that's going to last forever. the couple that love each other more than anything else, and a duo like no one else. if you don't ship nochi, you don't know what you're missing.

“nochi forever”

by m090 January 23, 2021

Nonce

A nonce is a slang word usually used by British people. Nonce simply means a very very Nice person

"The shopkeeper in the corner shop is a nonce"

by Herku July 15, 2021