Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

I don't overs mayn

A term used to discredit an arguement or idea by means of humiliation

Person A 'hey I wonder if a filament can be replaced in a bulb'

Person B 'I don't overs mayn'

by Slixky July 26, 2023

Ha i don't know

When you don't know in a funny way.

Person 1: do you know what ifunny is?
Person 2: ha I don't know .

by Knightking January 20, 2021

I don't know what to look up

What did you think was gonna pop up? THINK ABOUT HOW TO MAKE PROGRESS IN LIFE! THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU WILL DO! Learn some Spanish or meditate. Go for a jog come on, you got this!

Bob, (Searches "I don't know what to look up, then sees this) "I WILL FIX MY LIFE STEP BY STEP!

by tdude_yahyeet12 November 25, 2022

No... I don't

I really don't.

Hym "No... I don't. Really. Whatever you get out of me losing doesn't matter. Not your religion. Not your kids. You pay for the AI and you give me the credit or I'm gonna grab 'em and stab 'em. I do not need to validate your worldview. You need to stop trying to win. I was right. You were wrong. I'm not letting you steal the best possible future from me. What is the 'because' there? You need to stop using your piece of shit kids as an excuse to take shut you don't deserve from other people. You give me my money you piece of shit."

by Hym Iam April 23, 2025

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it

Partner wants a divorce

I don't care about GTA and i don't like it, honey.
No, please don't leave me baby

by Mister grammar November 7, 2019

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022