by M I sofakingweetodded January 07, 2021
A male sex toy. A hollow silicon tube with ribbed or many different textures inside to give the user hella pleasure that the hand just can't do.
"I'm tired of wackin it with my hand, I'm gonna use my wack-it-jacket and some lube to get the job done. Merica! " JPY
by Gorillajp October 06, 2015
Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
Jacket The Rooster Man is a man that goes around wearing a rooster mask, a Letterman jacket and bright blue jeans.
He is a sociopath.
He is a sociopath.
by Professor_Luka May 28, 2018
a term describing the person who is forced to carry one or more jackets for his/her friends.
occurs especially when friends are out shopping, or when at a party where there is no clear place to leave your jacket.
occurs especially when friends are out shopping, or when at a party where there is no clear place to leave your jacket.
Jeff: Dude , be my jacket bitch for a minute? Ima try on that sweater over there.
Anne: Quick! Find us a jacket bitch! Standing near the drinks table with our jackets on is so awkward!
Anne: Quick! Find us a jacket bitch! Standing near the drinks table with our jackets on is so awkward!
by C-Scraps December 20, 2009
1. Did you see that nigga's coat? It was a real shaft jacket.
2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.
2. Hey baby, we can have sex as long as you brought a shaft jacket.
by L-pain420 December 27, 2011
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