Nap nasty

The feeling of grumpiness after waking up, especially after a too-long afternoon snooze.

Him: Wake up, you need to feed the dog.
Her: Leave me alone, asshole.
Him: You have a nap nasty?

by bow wow s September 22, 2010

Joey naps

The most legendary person you will ever meet. Been on that staus since 98,

legend of zelda is on that Joey naps status.

by methaddict September 1, 2010

bush nap

a very short and concentrated nap in a random, most likely obscure, location.

What are you doing in that shrub man?

Just taking a bush nap, bro. Chiefing mad cigs.

by SigmaChay November 21, 2010

tunnel nap

when you insert your penis in a woman or man's anus then fall asleep with that person

i went out with Jane last evening and when we went back to her house she ask me to tunnel nap with her cause she thought it was romantic

by mongolian mantis April 15, 2009

moo nap

a mid-day/ morning nap for no reason.

man i had a rank moo nap today, it was dece!

by b-dub$ April 26, 2009

chichi nap

When you find the girl (or guy) in the room with the largest breasts and lay on them. If someone yells "chichi nap!" everyone in the room or area must find people with large breasts and lay on them.

*teacher walks out of the classroom*
Guy 1: CHICHI NAP!
Guy 2: Dammit, the token fat chick is out sick today!

by anon, bitches. May 25, 2008

disney nap

A satisfactory 30 - 90 minute nap taken while watching a feature length Disney cartoon.

Exhausted, Laura sprawled out on the couch and turned on the Little Mermaid for an afternoon Disney nap.

by LianeS May 30, 2008