by JoshyP213 May 15, 2021
Get the Muff Motivemug. When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.
I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!
Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
by Therealestmuff January 26, 2015
Get the Princess muffmug. muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.
by coolforthesummer15 October 12, 2017
Get the muff buddymug. by Calve Is Epic February 9, 2014
Get the muff suckermug. An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.
by JMTM September 22, 2010
Get the Neopolitan Muffmug. 
Totally a dyke term.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
by Penni234 March 10, 2018
Get the Muff Monstermug.