Neopolitan Muff

An icecream cone with shit and jizz in it, then shoved in a girls pussy, just being able to eat the shit and jizz out of the icecream cone...First, you would get an icecream cone, then have you or your partner (which ever you would prefer)to shit in it. Then have the guy jizz on top of the shit.After this you would shove the Neopolitan Muff in the girls pussy, and lastly you would eat it. The shit=chocolate, the jizz=vanilla, the pussy=strawberry.
I know this is awkward but I had a Neopolitan Muff last night.
by JMTM September 21, 2010
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Muff Rake

She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.
by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2022
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Sports Muff

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.
I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.
by Rook34 November 09, 2023
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muff buddy

muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.
“She’s got some eager muff buddys lined up every week for her muff diving urge.”
by coolforthesummer15 October 13, 2017
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muff-repellent

A dude so lame, so rubs with the opposite sex, he barely has to say two words before the woman throws a drink or sometimes an alligator in your face as she is like MEGA repelled by your being on this planet.
Eww Patrice, that dude was SUCH a muff-repellent, I spoke to him on MSN one night and I was sick all over my keyboard having to see his picture!
by Muse_Luver October 29, 2009
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taco muff

check out her taco muff!
by ja'mie kingly May 22, 2010
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muff juice

theres muff juice on the chair
by mikeb72 July 01, 2010
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