Montana woman

in short a Sheep
a rural term used to call sheep Montana Woman because of the belief that lonely Shepard's fucked their Sheep, Montana known for the sheep range

We were sure that the Shepard was fucking his Montana woman

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Montana Moonhouse

Two people are going at it in an outhouse, the man standing, and the woman bent over. Either while or after the man climaxes, he shoves the woman's head into the septic pit.
Similar to a swirly, only instead of a semi-clean flushing toilet, they just get lots of feces all over their head.

Jana's hair sure smells shitty since the Montana Moonhouse.

by ienjoyopium April 23, 2009

Montana

A 'Montana' is a woman who is both large and unappealing socially as well.

She's big, and nobody wants to go there. She is truly a Montana

by aselfishperson December 8, 2011

Montana Ranch Hand

While doing a guy from behind you shit in a cowboy had and smash it on his head as you ejaculate.

Greg enjoyed his job as a Montana Ranch Hand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

Hannah Montana Forever

Very long and advanced sex with an underaged girl.

Me: That bitch has to be at least fifteen. What were you thinking?

Perve: I gave her the ol' Hannah Montana Forever. No guy under thirty, will ever fuck her that good for years.

Me: You reelly fucked her up for life... forever.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 20, 2010

Montanari

This kid "shmelts" by himself. But secretly wants to "shmelt" with Dane. He is jealous of Mark Flipiak because he cannot shmelt with Dane, because Dane rejects him. He likes to shoot himself in the ass with a paintball gun. He loves Dane.

Monty, quit shmelting.

by Dane.... February 4, 2005

Montanti

Flaming Ginger

Guy 1: Is that girl on fire?
Guy 2: Nah man, she is just a montanti.

by yeahhmannn November 15, 2009