Monday Friday

A respectful way to say Mutha Fucker.

Hey you, get out of my way monday friday.

by trumuda May 9, 2011

Meatless Monday

Meatless Monday was revived in 2003 by former ad man turned health advocate Sid Lerner, who saw the prevalence of preventable illnesses associated with excessive meat consumption and decided to introduce Meatless Monday as a public health awareness campaign. The initiative was backed by the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health’s Center for a Livable Future and endorsed by 30 schools of public health.

Meatless Monday has since turned into a global movement with a wide network of participating hospitals, schools, worksites and restaurants around the globe. The simplicity of Meatless Monday’s message has allowed the campaign to once again become part of the American lexicon.

Monday is the call to action built in to every calendar each week. And if this Monday passes you by, next week is another chance to go meatless!

Woman: Let's do Meatless Monday.

Man: Nah I love meat too much

by mkpunk516 August 31, 2011

Tie Monday

The act of having to beat off the ladies due to excessive good looks.

"Yo, I'm bout to go Tie Monday on these ladies!"

by jdark November 7, 2011

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023

manic monday

An unemployed workers first day back at a different position, with less pay.

Man if i would have known i wouldn't even get my own cubical, i would have slept in on Manic Monday and continued to collect unemployment checks.

by oscarl January 14, 2009

Moked

1.owned; loosing; getting smoked(beaten;
2.also refers to lower that someone else

1.a)Two men are play darts, the guy loosing says "I'm getting moked." Rfering to being beaten or owned
b)someone wipes out when surfing, they just got moked by the wave, or owned by the wave
2.In a gang a newbee is lower than someone who was in for two years so he is a moke

by Anjslkdkd December 29, 2005

monday mondays

the designated night of the week when the library is overrun by mondays (african americans) that have no intentions of studying. instead they turn the library into a socially interactive area where anything is acceptable

I was going to go the the library last night, but then i realized it was monday mondays and that the library is the last place in the world i could get work done

by xkoo October 26, 2009