moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

by Mic August 5, 2004

Moist

Meaning: Awesome

The anotonym of "Lit", yet maintains the same meaning.

Friend: "Hey man, that party was moist af last night."

Friend#2: "I know bro. I'm still drenched(hungover)."

by Medixx July 17, 2018

sippin on some moist

when the person speaking is drinking some water.
This started on a thread when someone pointed out that water was the oldest drink but had no nicknames, unlike coca cola.

Person 1: Hey bro! Whatcha doin?
Person 2: just sippin on some moist
Person 3: wtf

by temmie6209 April 27, 2024

moist shobe

a shobe that has water all over its fur

“Mom, look at that moist shobe!”

by MlemShobe November 1, 2019

moist memories

Memories that are sexual in nature.

Usually used for masturbation.

I couldn't stop thinking about the moist memories I had with Rachel.

by Dextarian August 16, 2016

moist back door cold front

Drunk, horny hot air balloonists reviewing a poor weather forecast the evening prior to a flight and lubing up for a daisy chain group fuck as a consolation to an early morning balloon flight.

The radar tomorrow looks like shit. Stop at the Walmart and grab their best bottle of silicon lube, looks like the best we’re gonna get out of this weekend is a moist back door cold front.

by Finish Line October 4, 2022

Crispy Moist

An epic gamer that trolls libtards on youtube. Screams into his microphone so much to the point where you wanna just rip out you're eardrums. Prays to Ben Shapiro, He is the best epic gamer and is also the liberal destroyer. He also plays to much Garry's Mod.

Hey, its that guy Crispy Moist that calls everyone a libtard on Garry's Mod. And here are his retarded friends UnjoGratisTheForbiddenMonkeyGod, KimTheKrippledKillerKid, And Sp1r1t.

by Crispy Moist October 2, 2018