Moist

A yaniv will usually use this word, and he will usually use it in situations that he has nothing to say/bored/something interesting happend.

Rona: Wow this is so cool!
Yaniv: Moist.

by MoistLord420 February 21, 2020

moist

being wet sexually but not quite fully. It's like a semi-erection or half a version but the girl version

guy: are you wet?
girl: not yet, I'm moist

by jhon but with oh & h flipped December 1, 2020

moist car

When you walk up to a random strangers car and skeet skeet skeet all over their front windshield.

I just moist carred all over that poor old man's car.

by Moist car September 29, 2017

Moist

A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.

Post 2011: “you’re wet”

Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”

“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”

by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024

moist

(Moist)
makes a moist sound like *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø* (try to use ur spit as well) and squeeze ur lips together

girl: -MMMM daddy whats that moist sound?

daddy hears the sound : *smocssk smockchh shmø shmø*

daddy answers: - thats just your moist pussy baby girl.
girl:- oo daddy MOOOOIST, MMMOOOOOOIST PUSSY.

by Slemmynem March 13, 2018

Moist

A word that should only be used to describe food objects, particularly baked goods such as: cakes, cupcakes, breads, etc.

"Hey girl! Thanks for making those cupcakes for the party. They were so moist and delicious!"

by CraytonIsMoist March 23, 2020

Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.

My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.

by Archmageous April 14, 2022