Mummy Mask

To ejaculate in a girls face with the intention of temporarily blinding her. When she gets up to feel around the room for a towel, you throw toilet paper in her face, making her resemble a mummy.

Friend A: Dude, did I see a mummy walk out of your room last night?

Friend B: No, that was just Sarah, I mummy masked her.

Mummy Mask by Benny Peme* February 25, 2011

Neoprene mask 

A modern breakthrough in winter clothing made for people who would rather be warm and comfortable in the winter. Unfortunately, most prefer not to wear it in public because people can't stand things that are different. So they would rather head in arctic conditions with the whole body well dressed except for their unmasked face and complain that the cold and wind are crippling and painful.

Technically, it's a scarf that's ACTUALLY DESIGNED to be easy to wear, ergonomical, tight and effective. It is just long enough so you can wrap it around your face and velcro tie it at the back of your neck. It's neoprene for the face and plush fleece for the neck protection and interior. So, it's freaking windproof, waterproof and comfy. As a whole, it's a high tech beauty that makes you look badass (especially with snow goggles on), anticonformist and free from peer pressure.

-Oh look at the guy with the neoprene mask. It's minus 20 degrees outside but he'll still practice jogging like it's summer! Talk about a boss, bro!

Neoprene mask by attackyofme May 2, 2012

African mask head 

A person with an exceptionally large face in comparison to their body.

Look at the size of Kelly's face? Yeah,she's got a right African mask head

African mask head by Dwight Spiegelhacker November 20, 2014

Ass Mask 

When you want to try something new to bond with your girl, suggest an Ass Mask. Simply apply a face mask to her ass and tell her to “come take a ride, cowgirl!” You’ll both end up feeling silky smooth, calmed and refreshed and your relationship will be stronger than ever!

Chad: Yo shawty, my face feelin’ dry and greasy, hit me up with dat ass mask.
Anyone named Becky: You got it babe, one hot and ready ass mask comin’ up, just go lay down next to Joe
Chad: Who the fuck is Joe
Gamers: 🤬

Ass Mask by BeastialitySupporter September 14, 2019

Arse mask 

Smeared shit across the face, giving the appearance of a mask.

He had forgotten it was Halloween. The shops were shut, so he had to apply an arse mask.

Arse mask by Zonal K September 29, 2019

steamed mask 

Steamed Mask refers to a sterile face mask that has been used to prevent a virus outbreak that has then been steamed in a steamer and re-worn.
Suggested by the all-knowing Ann Chiang, there is no need to buy a new mask for the 2019 nCoV outbreak, you can steam it and it's totally disinfected.

When Ann Chiang mentioned she wore a steamed mask, medical sector lawmaker Pierre Chan said this is simply a "horrible" idea and he appealed to people not to take up the suggestion.

Carrie Lam to Xi: I'd steam my mask for you any day.

steamed mask by p3ppap1g February 5, 2020

Political Mask

When the wearing of a face mask has turned into a divisive political issue in a number of countries that protect their citizens’ individual rights, whose selfish behaviors in donning zero masks in public in the midst of a pandemic crisis endanger the health of the majority.

Alt-right politicians are pushing their political mask agenda, by pretending to address the anti-social demands of a noisy minority to win their votes.

Political Mask by MathPlus March 9, 2021