Saucy Martinez

Snack consisting of Snicker and a Coke.
Because after a Dirty Sanchez, you're going to need a snack and something to drink....you dirty slut.

Screech gave the hooker in his video a Saucy Martinez as an apology for the surprise Dirty Sanchez.

He then killed her and dumped the body in a river.

by Ely Von Doom August 1, 2018

Jan Martinez

Jan Martinez is the hottest most handsome boyfriend you will ever have. He is the best with girls and an amazing fucker. He is a great friend who will help all the midgets because he is really tall. He is kind and caring and you don't want to do anything with his girl or he will beat you. He is very sporty and strong. A great fighter who you can't defeat

I had great sex last night

With who

Jan Martinez

Of course it's good sex, he is the BEST

by lolololaposajjfhasgdhk,bsd. October 25, 2018

Camron Martin

A skinny kid who has no food at lunch, but only has pop tarts. He smells. His dad is typically bald. Camron looks like Gumby

Camron Martin is a faggot

by Bdjdjnfnd February 7, 2019

diego martinez

diego Martinez my top definition for diego Martinez is that he is a good friend and always keeps his shoes clean no matter what. He also comes over to your house and eats all your junk food and plays games, but by him self

Last night diego Martinez ate all my junk food with out asking

by he eats all ur junk food February 23, 2019

Obeth Martinez

He will scam you he has 2 girlfriends and he has lots of money

Obeth Martinez is fucking cute

by RELAX DUDE February 24, 2019

Lincoln Marti Charter School

A school of fake ass, dumbass, and spoiled students. All these fuckers are thots you clouldn’t imagine. The “known girls” are catfishing boys from others schools its hilarious. The less known students are real af so becareful when you go there. The known students are complete idiots and the boys OH don’t get me started they are legitimately dating girls left to right so chill girls and watch out for em fuck boys. The show off girls think they have shit when they don’t and the boys are always judging their bodies. People there will judge you 24/7. If you are planning to go to this school. Trust me don’t go there its filled with idiots, fake people and if you make a friend there you’ll change so fucking fast it’s terrifying. Good luck ;)

- Anonymous

Did you see that Lincoln Marti Charter School girls! They are catfishing other school boys!

by anonymous_angel March 28, 2019

Missouri Martini

Stag Beer with a pickle

Molly: I'm in the mood for something classy
Jake: STFU Molly. Umm bartender, yes, she'll have a Missouri Martini.
Molly:. Wow, actually pretty good.

by EasAnderson August 2, 2019