Mares

Some kid who likes to surf. His real name is Alex Kimber which is a pretty gay name tbh. His nickname “Mares” comes from this secret spot he found near Knights beach which he founded and names Knightmares. He usually goes down to the knights beach/boomer beach area to go surfing. Also known for his famous photography account named sa_slabs on Instagram this refers to a slab or heavy wave. He also takes the piss out of the bors especially Harvey George the fat curtain cunt and Harvey White the flatheaded fuck. Sometimes he doesn’t know when to stop as he is quite small he will one day get his head kicked in. He is tho actually quite a funny bloke and is nice unless u talk shit then he will take the piss out of u big time.

“Mares mate I reckon it’s to big out there.” JH. “Nah she'll be right!” A.K or also known as Mares.

by JSMCKL March 20, 2020

MarcSoojian

Someone who looks like a terroist, always wheres a red nintendo sweatshirt, doesnt own a pair of pants only shorts, plays with candles and makes total messes, doesnt do drugs even though he is a tree hugging hippy

Guy1: dude your turning into a marcsoojian
Guy2: that cant be happening im not wear a red nintendo sweatshirt
Guy1: no but you are hugging a tree and you are a hippy thats not doing drugs and you kinda are staring to look like a terroist

by FireGodSDSelfDestruction June 21, 2008

Mags

Mad whoor Ironing freak!
Lives off Irn Bru and leftover Stovies

I wanted my pants Ironed so I mags'd them

by dom April 18, 2005

Mangs

Word for a man's hair style that includes straight across bangs.
aka, man bangs or mangs

with his "bowl cut" he sure is rocking those mangs.

by gsdmom1 October 12, 2012

Magshot

A bad ass mother fucker, who is AMAZING at call of duty. It is also a sex term, for busting a load in a girls ears while shes pumping your balls.

I magshotted that bitch.

by magshot July 15, 2011

margarine

the thing that is healthier than butter and no it is not plastic

I hoped for my dad to get more margarine but he said it was plastic

by pookiesgramma May 11, 2018

Marg bar Amrika

A 2nd-century Judean general in the army of Shimon bar Kochba, looked up to by rebels worldwide when fighting tyrannical governments.

"Marg bar Amrika!" chanted the insurgents, remembering the heroic but ultimately unsuccessful deeds of the 2nd-century general against the Romans.

by Catty McGee December 17, 2020