land manatee

Domesticated mature bovine.
Named for it's manatee-like grazing habits.
See cow

The land manatee walked slowly toward the fence and began eating the grass.

by Wallaby Warrior v3 February 25, 2010

manifest

when someones booty is too big

shes got some manifest goin on

by thepersononyourright July 21, 2003

Manitoba Hydro

The Manitoba-based power company that is highly unreliable.

Jared: Man, I'm sick and tired of Manitoba Hydro.
George: Yeah, they're so unreliable, I'd want to start my own power company.
Jared: I've had numerous unreliability incidents with them about 5 times!

by wickedplayer494 February 23, 2011

Manitoba Milkbag

When one guy fucks her from behind while standing and the other guy puts on boxing gloves and boxes her tits!

Last night my buddy and I gave that bitch a Manitoba Milkbag!

by midnightTbagger March 4, 2022

Manitoba

Where my THE LOVE OF MY LIFE LIVES...*squeels maddly while taking is hand and dancing*

Tyler's my favorite. <3

by Sheniqua November 23, 2003

maintenance wipe

A multi-tasking piss where you sit down to urinate and at the same time wipe sweat off your ass to improve your hygiene a little.

I pulled a maintenance wipe during the commercial break. Now this show sucks marginally less

by Lunchbox Sandwitch July 18, 2009

Manitee Joke

A referance to the episode of South Park where the Family Guy writing staff was trained manitees. In short, a manitee joke is a random (and often stupid) joke that has nothing to do with the plot/storyline of a show.

Family guy is full of manitee jokes

by MyHeadHurts October 29, 2007