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Dashaun is a select male (at least assumed to be a select male) because he is a 6ft model that is fit and makes good money.
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Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.
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Get the male tits mug.The Combine Male is one who assimilates with the entirety of all those that consider themselves combine: In Essence he has no defining qualities other than Combine i.e.; Assimilating all into the whole, generally having a lack of emotion, and a strong hatred of lambda males. He's the kinda guy that would browse 4Chan on a habitual basis.
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