Four loko alternative. Tastes slightly better, 12 percent alcohol, ridiculously sweet and fruity flavored, malt liquor, tallboy 24 oz can, the whole nine yards. No uppers tho. That good shit. Not a bad beverage to steal in cases from the back of a truck so you and your friends can do hoodrat shit like the Mad Ballrs you are!
Guy 1: Yo dude I'm not sure we should do this...
Mad Ballr: I'm a FUCKING MAD BALLR of course we bout to steal this booze and do hoodrat shit.
Guy 1: Okay yo sounds like fun.
*downs Mad Ballr*
WOAH OKAY I'M WASTED WHO WANTS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS
Mad Ballr: I'm a FUCKING MAD BALLR of course we bout to steal this booze and do hoodrat shit.
Guy 1: Okay yo sounds like fun.
*downs Mad Ballr*
WOAH OKAY I'M WASTED WHO WANTS WHAT MOTHERFUCKERS
by The MAD BALLR May 5, 2014
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by Sabeen April 28, 2005
Get the mad burnt mug.A temporary state of combined insanity and stupidity brought on by to many jagerbombs, or combining jager and tequilla. Basic motor skill are there but brain function is cut by 75%. Symptoms include trying to sleep with every woman around, thinking you are the authority on every subject known to man, and the inability to focus on a task for longer than two minutes. Most of the time also accompanied by an undeniable need to dance to realy bad music. You will not remember anything in this state the next day but be assured it will be well documented by your friends to make fun of you later.
guy1 "Dude you know you were in the middle of a fatty sanwich on the dance floor last night right. and I am pretty sure the girl you made out with was old enough to be your grandmother"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
guy2 "it's ok i was in the grips of jager madness besides if i don't remember it, it never happed"
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Bobby: Did you see that bitch with the big hair humping the tree in waterplace park?
Dick: Yeah. She's mad passionate.
Bon Qui Qui: Grl, ma momma mad homemade mcdonalds and i washed that syt dwn wit kool laid ahahahaha! It was mad passionate
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Dick: Yeah. She's mad passionate.
Bon Qui Qui: Grl, ma momma mad homemade mcdonalds and i washed that syt dwn wit kool laid ahahahaha! It was mad passionate
King Kong Quisha: Dayum Daddy!
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Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
Sally: oh i was out on the pish last night and i seen terry who has the 10 inch cock on the dance floor
Kelly: i am frightened by guys with big cocks, last time i had an 8 incher i couldn't walk for a week,
Sally: well i couldn't resist. i went over like the biggest whore and put the moves on him and made him take me home and give me a good fucking in my ass and in my cunt.
Kelly: Fucking hell Sally you are a Mad Yock
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