Manitize

To wash one's penis with hand sanitizer after sex.

If you didn't use a condom then you need to manitize. Kill's 99.99% of bacteria.

or

That bitch is dirty. I hope you manitized afterwards.

by E. Benji June 7, 2011

manity

Vanity - to the excess - in a man. Man + vanity = manity

If your man can't help himself from looking at his reflection in every shiny surface, from a store window to the new wax job on the car, he suffers from a severe case of manity.

by EBoogs May 24, 2006

Manitoba

Province in Canada. Barren wasteland that should be demoted to a "territory".

Manitoba? Who the f*ck would live here?

by cynical1 October 23, 2005

Militia

A bunch of right wing nutt jobs playing soldier.

John is a militia nutt.

by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009

Manitoba Toothbrush

The act of taping your weiner to your stomach, covering it in toothpaste, and doing chin-ups, all while your victim is laying sideways, getting a nice dentist visit from your cock.

Pat laid there in misery, while Chad performed the Manitoba Toothbrush on his teeth.

by chad mullins March 28, 2009

military clout chaser

Someone who joins the military only for the reason of clout, because they were a pathetic loser growing up. They don't actually care about serving the country and only care about being more interesting then they actually are

Person 1: hey I heard that Dolan is joining the army

Person 2: yeah but he's a military clout chaser and only does it to be interesting

by Epicgamer69420 November 20, 2018

manitis

What you have the day after too much SingStar and/or singing/screaming along to songs at the pub.

Sig: Jeez, you sound like a man today...
Ann: Yeah, i know, i have manitis :(

by Anneh April 26, 2008