The most notorious serial killer of your favorite fictional characters in the the trilogy A Song of Ice and Fire and the HBO TV show Game of Thrones, the greatest modern works of fiction there are. He will create a world with characters that you love and cherish then he will kill them all. His work is so heart smashing and cruel you will want to stop watching/reading it, but its so good you won't be truly entertained by any other book or TV show ever again. He is also the man who has started the greatest trilogy sinse Star Wars but his fans face the very likely possibility he may eat himself to death before he can finish it. In conclusion he is the greatest, but worst, writer ever.
George R.R. Martin will take what you love and smash it to dust in front of you.
Hunger Games fan- The hunger games was so good, Suzanne Collins is so talented, but the book was so dark.
A.S.O.I.A.F fan- No it wasn't it was a generic topic that led to a predictable ending, the author has the talent of a sea snail, and the story was not "dark". George R.R. Martin is talented and his novels are good and dark.
George R.R. Martin will cause massive amounts of suicide if he dies before he finishes his books.
Hunger Games fan- The hunger games was so good, Suzanne Collins is so talented, but the book was so dark.
A.S.O.I.A.F fan- No it wasn't it was a generic topic that led to a predictable ending, the author has the talent of a sea snail, and the story was not "dark". George R.R. Martin is talented and his novels are good and dark.
George R.R. Martin will cause massive amounts of suicide if he dies before he finishes his books.
by ryles January 7, 2015
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The alternative was Amos & Andy which would have been a chocolate shake.
Amos & Andy were black, hence the chocolate.
The alternative was Amos & Andy which would have been a chocolate shake.
Amos & Andy were black, hence the chocolate.
Waiter: Hi im buddy, what could i get you?
Mia wallace: i'll have a durward kirby burger, bloddy. And a 5$ Shake.
Waiter: how would you like that Shake, Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?
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Waiter: how would you like that Shake, Martin and Lewis or Amos and Andy?
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1) a place where good things go bad, bad girls become saints, straight men become gay, and people that arent virgins, become virgins again.
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl
2) a wet/moist dark environment, were a devil cat runs loose, and were one may lose their virginity without even knowing how, when, where, or to whom.
3) fuck me in the ass, and call me a neurotic hamster.
4)suck my Naudahl
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Friends will call a Martaine, taine. Its quicker.
People use taine to say beauty or being loving.
A Martaine is kind, compassionate, and is the epitome of the perfect woman and mother. Other women dont compair to her, she's on another level of beauty. She cant see it though, but when she realizes it, she's the kind if person to continue being kind and loving to all.
Friends will call a Martaine, taine. Its quicker.
People use taine to say beauty or being loving.
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