Dirty Lathrop

This is when a guy and a girl or a guy and a guy, (no girl and girl because they dont have propper "tools")are haveing anal sex and right before the guy cums into the guy/girls ass he pulls his "tool" out and the partner rolls on their back and the first guy draws a smiley face with his cum on his partners chest.

Dan: I heard that Adam gave Matt the dirty lathrop last night

by flame on May 12, 2007

Leather Licker

A woman who loves the scent of her man's new leather wallet almost as much as the wad of cash stashed within it!

I felt sorry for the old geezer, he should have known she only wanted him for his money. This is the second time he was duped by a Leather Licker.

by walker60 April 1, 2010

Lessen ar'mask lathaith tenna'lye omentuva

elvish for sweet water and light water untill we next meet!

guy #1 - I must depart for my uh journey my dear.

Lauren - Lessen ar'mask lathaith tenna'lye omentuva!

by Amanda August 11, 2004

Leather

The in-between of a full on boner and a flaccid penis. As coined by Adam Carolla.

Hey dude, that chick isn't giving me a boner, but I definitely got some leather.

by Unity311 March 23, 2011

leatherface

A chainsmoking bitch who works in the same office building as you that everytime she walks by she smells like she just came out of the God damn sewer, dragged across a pile of horse shit, and wrung through a damn trash can! Oh, did I mention she laughs like a fucking hyena too??

"Dude, did you just see leatherface walk on by? She smells like shit bro!"

by Brigham January 30, 2007

world of leather

world of leather (n). the parts of an
aged lady. Granny's oysters.

There's no pain like walking in and seeing a world of leather.

by C February 24, 2004

self loathing heaves

The feeling one gets when they empty out the spit valve of their musical instrument (a trumpet or trombone, for example) and find that spit is not the only thing that is coming out. The realization that someone has taken it upon themselves to jerk off onto the mouthpiece and into the instrument comes quickly. The accompanying feelings that the person has include (in this order) disbelief, extreme sorrow, rage, hate for the whole world, fear, pity, nausea and other phsycial sickness, and finally hate for themselves. The self loathing heaves are a thing you don't wish on your worst enemy.

After a long day of enforcing city health codes, Hansel decided to jam out for a while. He grabbed his trumpet and began belting out some songs. He emptied out the spit valve and his life took a considerable turn for the worse. As soon as he figured out someone had given him a "gift", he immediately got the self loathing heaves. He cried himself to sleep that night.

by buks July 31, 2008