It isn't a lie if he thought you were me. You're actively pretending to be a guy that you are not. I haven't pretended to be anyone.
Hym "If you're pretend to be me then you are clearly fine with child murder and it's a lie to say it's an insane lie that he accused you of it. Actually, according to the religious even if you explicitly assent to child murder, you aren't actually doing that."
by Hym Iam June 15, 2024
When you really don't want to do something, so your cover story is that you are in self isolation due to having Covid 19 symptoms.
Self Lie-solating: "Sorry boss, I have a cough and a sore throat, I will have to stay at home for ten days."
Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.
That my friends is self lie-solation.
Then swiftly return to binge watch a new Netflix series.
That my friends is self lie-solation.
by lolo.24 April 11, 2021
When someone says something bad about you to your face then later on comes back and apolo-lie to cover their tracks like everything is alright
by Incogkneegr0w April 11, 2020
by KTJKTJKTJ February 26, 2020
by Elliot///: March 03, 2018
When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
by DementedSquirrel February 19, 2016