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A fellow named Tyler who has found himself at the perfect level of intoxication. At this ideal point on the "Lit Spectrum", one finds oneself with superhuman intelligence and confidence, with the ability to out smart even the highest of scholars. Straying too far left or right on the spectrum renders the subject cognitively useless and moderately to severely suicidal.
Javier: Where's Lit Ty, we're trying to sneak into the International Space Station?
Pablo: I don't know but we should find him, I want to snort some moon dust, Lit Ty is the only one who could pass for an astrophysicist.
2Lit Ty: I can't hang myself in zero gravity.
Javier: Fuck, we have to deal with 2Lit Ty.
Pablo: Lit Ty would know what to do in this debacle.
Lit Ty by 2LITTY November 25, 2016
Used in hockey to describe a situation in which a goaltender was outworked by the opposition's offense and surrendered several goals in a game.
Martin Brodeur got lit up on his 34th birthday, giving up every goal in a 6-0 loss.
lit up by brooksies August 7, 2006

lit rally madness 

What you say when you agree on a time to meet up to do the nasty.
Paco: so does 6:25 to 7:30 work?
Sarah: for fun time?
Paco: sí, por supuesto
Sarah: lit rally madness

Lit Torch 

A sexual act in which Hot Sauce is applied the the penis as lubrication before entering the vagina and/or rectum.
I was out of sex jelly so I used found some hot sauce and gave her the lit torch.

lit mode 

dude by the time I got to the club I was lit mode.
lit mode by bob9 September 28, 2006

Lit Chicken 

Chicken jerk made with oregano, southwest, and cajun seasonings.
Jasmine made us all some lit chicken last night.
Lit Chicken by Lit Zac August 17, 2015