He is a amazing guy. all the chicks dig him but he sticks to the hottest one. he is always getting straight good grades and has a massive dick. He is always having girls ask if they can smash him. He always ends up with the girl he wants. He is amazing at sport and pretty much good at everything.
by ITS HIHIHIHHIHHIHIHIHHIHIHIHIH September 7, 2020

A cute, good-looking grumpy Japanese captain who won't leave a piece of you if you're a titan. Loves cleaning and beating up Eren Yeager. Has his own squad... oh sorry, they're dead. Has a four (actually three)-eyed friend. Had another friend with blond hair, but he's dead.
Why didn't you guys clean under the counter? Captain Levi's going to smack the shit out of you if he finds an inch of dust there!
"Levi Ackerman, who is also known as Heichou Levi, has barely survived the fangirls' attack".
"Levi Ackerman, who is also known as Heichou Levi, has barely survived the fangirls' attack".
by skypierivai November 23, 2021

by ~s.brooke March 10, 2021

A Levi is a person who thinks they know what’s actually important to know. They constantly ignore the instructions of their supervisors and then wonder why they aren’t being treated fairly. They especially believe that their beliefs are superior and should be accepted above others. Overall, a Levi is a procrastinating freckled red head who needs to learn how to follow directions.
Levi still has to write his sophomore history paper.
Levi thinks that his app is more important than his school work.
Levi thinks weddings are more important than portfolios, which is CRAZY!
Levi thinks that his app is more important than his school work.
Levi thinks weddings are more important than portfolios, which is CRAZY!
by RealityCheck2020 December 30, 2019

The dumbest cunt you’ll ever meet. Tiny penis and got that Ohio rizz
Won’t shut the fuck up about skibidi toilet and hurts your head with his voice
Won’t shut the fuck up about skibidi toilet and hurts your head with his voice
by Dhesbzwbs January 11, 2024

by FreezyLemonade March 3, 2023

"My chick wanted to do something kinky, so I grabbed a bottle of Wishbone blue cheese dressing and told her to bend over so we could have Lunch with Levy"
by Soul Patch Step Dad February 6, 2024
