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Lardacute

Lardacute is th affectionate name for a very attractive girl who wouldn't be classed as fat, but is a little thicker than the average girl.

Coined by JohnnyB and Shannon from the controversial and outrageously funny internet radio show/podcast Nobody Likes Onions (NLO)
Patrick: Shes not special, shes a 19 year old chubby girl you fucked a couple of times.

Chip chip: oooohh no shes not chubby.

Patrick: Shes not chubby?? Shes like 180(lbs)!

JohnnyB: Shes thick, I would call her Lardacute.
by ToaDy_ December 22, 2009
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lairisa

lairisa: evil the overlord of satan
by jayden robert March 3, 2015
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lairaby

i am lairaby
by 16hlairaby October 17, 2017
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Lairen

Typically a brunette, cute face, but tends to falter when it comes to taking certain things seriously, and relies on her friends for emotional support and problem solving.

Funny, intelligent, and a colossal foodie, she's a good friend to have and an even better best friend to laugh with.

Careful for her inside jokes, though.
A: Man, Lairen's really funny, but she's got some dude problems.

B: I know, right? But she's so nice!!
by dexius May 2, 2019
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weez lard

n.: the watery, stinging stool that slowly and painfully comes out of the anus when one is constipated
*sniff sniff* "My weez lard smells like corn...."
by Jim Bob June 21, 2004
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Leaf Lard

Animal fat from the area surrounding the kidneys, this fat, once ground and rendered, makes the finest lard for pastries
I rendered down some leaf lard for my pie crust.
by ABMARINE November 1, 2010
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Vipers Lair

A term describing a homosexual male that prefers to seduce or convince or even pay a heterosexual male to have their first same sex erotic encounter with them. Often this behavior is accompanied with alcohol usage as a manipulator. Although this is a common occurrence with young homosexual men, it is the repeated lifestyle and attempts that leads to this title.
1) That Ty has always been such a Vipers Lair hitting on all the guys at the bar. 2) Large percentages of transvestites have admitted to being a Vipers Lair.
by Carpet Munched July 1, 2011
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