dexius's definitions

Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.

Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.

by dexius July 27, 2018

Lairen

Typically a brunette, cute face, but tends to falter when it comes to taking certain things seriously, and relies on her friends for emotional support and problem solving.

Funny, intelligent, and a colossal foodie, she's a good friend to have and an even better best friend to laugh with.

Careful for her inside jokes, though.

A: Man, Lairen's really funny, but she's got some dude problems.

B: I know, right? But she's so nice!!

by dexius May 2, 2019