Derek

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.
Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.
by dexius July 28, 2018
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Lairen

Typically a brunette, cute face, but tends to falter when it comes to taking certain things seriously, and relies on her friends for emotional support and problem solving.

Funny, intelligent, and a colossal foodie, she's a good friend to have and an even better best friend to laugh with.

Careful for her inside jokes, though.
A: Man, Lairen's really funny, but she's got some dude problems.

B: I know, right? But she's so nice!!
by dexius May 02, 2019
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