2 definitions by dexius

Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.
Did you get ahold of Derek?

No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.
by dexius July 28, 2018
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Typically a brunette, cute face, but tends to falter when it comes to taking certain things seriously, and relies on her friends for emotional support and problem solving.

Funny, intelligent, and a colossal foodie, she's a good friend to have and an even better best friend to laugh with.

Careful for her inside jokes, though.
A: Man, Lairen's really funny, but she's got some dude problems.

B: I know, right? But she's so nice!!
by dexius May 2, 2019
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