Limpie

To have a semi hard penis. With a limpie you can swing your phallic in numerous of ways, such as a windmill, merry go-around, the upside down tornado, the cheeky monkey, the contour animal, the backward butterfly, the self-indulgent fatty, and finally the nippy drizzler.

Brigit "i love limpies!"
Jack "oooh me too! they are the best"
Brigit" uuuuuuuuuh?"

by lunchgroup May 10, 2011

limpclit

When a female drinks excessively and is not interested in or lacks the ability to become sexually aroused or perform.

Damn gir' you got too wasted and limpclit on me to get up on this dick wit that.

by Zandally May 12, 2015

Limpy Long Cockin

“Limpy long cockin”(v.) is the art of carrying a limp and long penis while still being able to be chill and do what you gotta do.

Chad one: yo bro you seein that game last night
Chad two: nah bruh I got caught limpy long cockin it with my dodie on the strip

Stacy one: Omg did you finally hang with chad last night?
Stacy two: Yesss, he was limpy long cockin before we even got into bed!

by MogeSauce April 16, 2022

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

limpdick

noun- someone who is going through a hardtime, or is just pissed off.
syn- butthurt

Jon (walks up with a sad face)
Mitch- yo jonny why you all limpdick rite now?
Jon- ahh man i just found out my women cheated on my ass

by Dreesey January 15, 2007

limping swamp donkey

a really ugly unatractive woman

you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you

by gav n nick March 14, 2006

limpdickitis

Erectile dysfunction

A lying but kind girlfriend tell her impotent boyfriend, "It's ok, baby, limpdickitis happens to lots of guys."

by Urban Samurai December 21, 2008