Gas-lighting

Attempting to deceive others about farting by switching types: silent but deadly, long and lingering, popping corn, bold and blatant, hidden behind other sounds and the sonic stinky. Ultimately driving everyone around him crazy and nauseous!

One of my strangest friends tends to pretend that he doesn’t have digestive gaseous problems by Gas-lighting his farts in different ways instead of just owning them!!!

by Major Thomas Randle January 11, 2020

White Lightening

The act of fooling a woman into believing she is going to receive a facial by instead spitting into her mouth, cumming in your hand, and slapping her (while shouting "WHITE LIGHTENING") across the face causing cum to shoot everywhere.

*this is only possible if the woman is on her knees, mouth open, and eyes closed. which should be natural for a woman when told she is getting a facial of cum.

Have sex in any position, or oral sex just as usual. Before cumshot, tell her its time baby. She will naturally open mouth and close eyes. Spit in her mouth, cum in hand, yell white lightening while gaining momentum with your hand, and slap her across the face. This is to only be done to the same woman one time. She is never going to talk to you after this.

by Mitino January 10, 2009

Raven Lighting

Lighting of which is dark and disguises a female's facial characteristics and thus causes you to engage in inappropriate activities with a female of which you thought was better looking.

Dude, I hooked up with a chick that I thought was hot, but Raven Lighting fucked me big time.

by Digdugdpr February 5, 2010

shop floor lighting

when a room or a place is really really bright

'oh my god, its like shop floor lighting in here!'

by Pollage February 28, 2008

Lightening Bug

A very dangerous bug that shoot streams of lightening out its mouth. It draws in little children with a small pretty light until they get close enough to zap the fuck out of them so he can feed his fucking evil family who also kill children. Their babies taste like chinese food.

I saw a horde of lightening bugs so I hauled ass back inside my house

by Ginsu48 September 18, 2009

Green-Lighting

The usually-unconscious act of turning the object of one's romantic desires into a representation of some sort of ideal - a metaphorical "green light" shining across a bay. Often taken to the point where even if one were to successfully court that person, it would be unsatisfying as they would be humanly incapable of living up to the dreamlike figure they'd been built into.

A: Why won't Jay just talk to her if he likes her so much?

B: He's been totally green-lighting her. Even if he manages it, she's not the person he wants to think she is.

by Jordan Not-Baker February 18, 2013

lightningbolt

Used at eatpoo to carry out a banning verdict. While inspired by the video of a fat kid in a larp throwing soft foam balls at an ogre (a guy in a tablesheet with a butt ugly mask) while yelling lightningbolt, today the lightningbolt is the feared yet worshipped weapon of the forums moderators

noob: Hi th3re guyZ! I know I don't got good art but I didn't try hard on this 1. My Mom sayZ itZ cool so I don't care if you don't like it!!1
member1: I can't believe you posted that?
member2: Thats butt ugly!
member3: Read the Rules!
member4: Lightningbolt his ass!
****Crackaboom!!!****

by whistle May 3, 2004