amy lester

sexiest woman alive and rides some hella nice dick and loves to suck

she is really an amy lester

by the mega dide March 19, 2018

Ben Lester

An absolute cunt. If you meet a Ben Lester, run. Don’t look back. He will ruin your life. Ben Lester’s are absolute pussies.

Ben Lester just tried to fight me, I kicked his ass with a single poke.

by bob22011 April 3, 2018

Shit litter

Taking a giant shit by the side of the road and leaving it there. Could be in any number of areas including, but not limited to: Iowa, Wisconsin, the Dakotas, Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rural New York, anywhere in New Jersey, Appalachia, the South, unpopulated swaths of the American West, and anywhere people wake up after a bender or have driven on a road trip after contracting food poisoning. May or may not include napkins, underwear and undergarments. (Pre-COVID, might also have included cleaning wipes if they were in the vehicle.)

Oh, man, I shit littered off of exit 464 again... I think it was the combo of last night's Toppers and the raw egg burger that may have given me food poisoning.

by Orcharge October 16, 2020

lefteri

le-ftery n.

incredibly witty, intelligent, caring yet cheesy, foolish man. typically with light-colored eyes and dark hair of greek descent. a man who enjoys wine, cheese, music and friends. has great ass and is hooded.

damn gina, his jokes are so bad, but i can't beg him to stop it some more...there's just something about lefteri

by travith October 21, 2007

letterboxing

With its roots in Dartmoor in England, Letterboxing involves a waterproof box hidden in a scenic location and containing a rubber stamp and notebook; a person uses a series of clues (some are more cryptic than others) and possibly a compass and map to search for a box. Once found, the finder will stamp the box's notebook with his or her personal stamp, and use the box's stamp to mark their own personal notebook. Letterboxers collect the stamps from boxes all over the world. Similar in some ways to geocaching.

"I just got a patch for collecting my first hundred letterboxes!"

by india.ink September 3, 2004

litterbox muscle

The feline analogue to the toilet muscle -- that is, a cat's ass.

{Debbie}: Craig, Nikki's litterbox muscle is dirty again.
{Craig}: Ok mom, I'll get Nikki cleaned up straight away.

by Telephony June 14, 2014

Hooters Lottery

When you go into a restaurant with attractive waitresses and select a table. You wait until you see who your waitress will be. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. The Hooters Lottery.

Today I lost the Hooters Lottery. My server must have been an original waitress she was so old.

by b1gdummy May 8, 2015