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by asdf December 5, 2003

Laps

When you laugh so hard, sometimes people say "OMG I"M PEEING." Imaginatively speaking, you pee so much that you are now swimming laps in your piss. Laps is used when something is beyond funny and u can't stop laughing. It could be a substitute for LMAO.

"That girl looks like such a whale!"
"hahahahahahahh laps!"

by fortleee February 24, 2010

Lawks

A mixture of lol and awks. You can use this in a situation when it is both lol worthy and awkward at the same time.

Guy 1: Uh... is that a shoe on your forehead?

Guy 2: Oh whoops! Forgot that was there!

Guy 1: Lawks...

by ohhaimark August 25, 2011

laps

Definition: said by a man when he needs to go take a piss

Background: men like to do laps round the toilet for no reason

ah I gotta go do some laps

by bubkrer April 15, 2005

lawks

A combination of both lol & awks: Used in situations in which something is both incredibly funny and awkward.

Jason ran into his ugly ex the other day and she said she still fancied a root. Lawks.

by Stef-Man November 8, 2010

lampstroker

someone who loves to stroke lamps... of any kind...

jacob loves to stroke his lamp all day, which makes him a lampstroker.

by mnshncity August 4, 2007

lawlstix

The product of extreme constipation and equally extreme laugher occurring simultaneously.

"Your face makes me lawlstix!"

by wHaPpYBuNnYw April 12, 2008