Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

Kobe is for accuracy when shooting anything in a basket

*dribbles down the side*
*pulls up*
Kobe!
*Swish*

by yeetboi61 February 3, 2020

fat boyy kobe

A real ass nigga tht don’t stop worry bout these bitches and stop fucking wit fake niggas🤙🏿

Who tht fat boyy kobe sawwwuueeeee💦

by Bcc.kobe🤟🏾 February 14, 2018

Kobe

Kobe is fresher than a vanilla wafer on Manila paper and enjoys a squanch or two from time to time with sun and lime. Kobe’s crime draws a thin line with a conscious mind right on time. In short, Kobe is long and bangs like a gong while ripping a bong. Kobe can climb mountains and preform a biopsy blindfolded. Kobe is also your local taxidermist. Kobe can be described with one word…One day the urban and Webster dictionary will provide us with this verb, noun and or adjective.

If I Were Homo I’d want Kobe!

Where is Kobe when you need a local scalper

by The philanthropist September 11, 2022

kobe

Something people say when they throw something into a trashcan like they are playing basketball.

Brock yelled "KOBE" as he threw the paper into the trash.

by weirdowoman April 16, 2015

Kobe

He missed his last shot by just a little

KOBE! Oh wait he missed his last shot

by Weeeeeeeeeeeedr January 9, 2021

kobe

Kobe is a black guy that thinks he is good at basketball. He is not. Kobe is also a very hot individual who slays pussy.

"Did you see Kobe today?" "yea he is really bad at basketball".

by Dan the meme man December 19, 2017