Elephant Knees

When you knees can't support your fatass body so they get bigger and bigger.

Jesse-Hey did you see Tate's elephant knees?

Justin- Yeah how could I miss them big mother fuckers.

by VarsityAnonymous August 8, 2016

Sponge Knee

When one of the knees gives way temporarily whilst walking causing a person to dip halfway to the ground before re-gaining control - therefore looking like a complete tit to any onlookers.

Ha Ha Ha, John just got sponge knee, Ha Ha Ha.

by Wood Knee January 13, 2008

Goose knees

when a girl(esp. skinny chicks) gives so much head on her knees that her knees begin to swell and resemble those of a goose or duck.

“I’m chillin at the crib sipping juice, while this bowlegged bitch gets goose knees.”
-Anonymous

by ThefirstGAL May 8, 2014

Sandy Knees

A proper term for giving head on the beach, Common in Coastal Cities.

Riley and his girlfriend got back late to the hotel, she had Sandy Knees ; )

by mister.Mingo July 19, 2021

smarma-knee

The ticklish area behind your knee

Do you have a ticklish smarma-knee?

by hbarrowXx January 15, 2011

grenade knee

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.

Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."

by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018

knee grinding

This is the act of a smaller woman grinding on a taller man when this occurs because of the mans height the woman ends up grinding on the mans knees rather than crotch

That girl was Knee Grinding me last night

by LouisRhythms December 13, 2016