Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

kidney damage

the bronze jade

Kidney damage has been seen in humans and animals after inhaling or ingesting uranium compounds. Ingesting water-soluble uranium compounds will result in kidney effects at lower doses than following exposure to insoluble uranium compounds. Inhaled insoluble uranium compounds can also damage the respiratory tract.

by Knmagor August 24, 2022

kinnersley

Another way to say "gay sex in a subway going 45 miles an hour"

To be honest, kinnersley looks pretty good on my resume

by Bruhtobehonest November 4, 2022

Kinderguardian

A player who is new to the community of Destiny or Destiny 2, a franchise made by Bungie, the creators of Halo.

Hunter: "Look at that kinderguardian over there! How is he having so much trouble with those Dregs?"
Warlock: "You were one once too, you know... We all were. Ain't his fault he hasn't learned to go for the head yet."

by Kael'Alanai Revy'Ru'un December 7, 2022

kindered

Katerino's the one, partner, family, best friend, everything

Katerino and Kindered are happy together.

by Kindered_spirits January 30, 2023

Kinder

To take a kinder means take a huge cock in the ass

Person 1: Man wanna play chess?
Person 2: man you already know that if you play against me you take the kinder

by Cocombokinder June 4, 2023

Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

by 57intherunning August 13, 2023