Helen Keller Defense

When one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:

1: I didn't say that

2: I didn't hear that

3: I didn't see that

"Man, that fucker burned me and didn't answer my calls, texts, or emails. He was using the Helen Keller Defense."

"Honey, the lights were off, I swear it was you!! I'm pleading the Helen Keller Defense."

by Kyndbudz January 27, 2010

Sydney Kelleher

A fat whore who doesn't care about anyone or anything. Also an obsessed fan girl who does not listen to anybody.

Sydney Kelleher, a fat fan girl who loves chocolate

by maddy114 May 22, 2011

Pull a Keller

To pull a Keller is a swimming term that means to jump off of the starting block and land on somebody who is already swimming.

Person 1 is up on the block, ready to dive as Person 2 comes in towards the wall.

Person 1 prepares to dive, but Person 2 does a flip turn instead of touching the wall, meaing they have another 50 or more to go.

It's too late for Person 1 to stop, and he falls into the water on top of Person 2.

Person 2: "I still had another 50 to go! Way to pull a Keller and get us D.Q.ed!"

by The Last Cowboy June 4, 2009

ms. kelley

A teacher that is mentally unstable, has no clue what they are doing and blames random people for things that didn’t happen. She is known for such phrases as “Was that kind?”, “Was that necessary”, “Was that helpful” and “Was it honest?”

Damn, Ms. Kelley is a real bitch, eh?

by rconboii October 12, 2019

Hellen Keller

A ridiculously awful shot in beer pong; *As if Hellen Keller herself just threw the pong ball*

"Damn Jimmy we're tied up one cup to one. You need to make this shot nigga, your last two have been strait Hellen Kellers for sure!"

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

the helen keller

While getting a blow job, blind fold your women, then plug both her ears. While your penis is still in her mouth have her say "water" and listen to the sweet music come out of her mouth, if you can understand her.

I gave your mom the helen keller, and apparently she wants some "wah-wah?"

by schlogden February 18, 2008

Helen Keller

When a fine young lady climbs on top of a guy's face while he is laying down (face up, of course), straddles him and rides him like bucking bronco as he eats her pussy. he is blinded by her tummy and/or her tits as she leans over him, deaf as her thighs grip his head tightly (over his ears) and dumb since he can't talk with her wet pussy in his mouth. The act is complete when she cums in his mouth...a good slap across the face as she climbs off can also be added for good measure.

He was acting up, getting all bossy...so I Helen Keller'd him and showed him who the fuck is in charge.

by Diamond Pony March 6, 2012