1.) To jest with one's testicles. (aka-tease the female)
2.) The Jewish bean often found sprouting behind one's testicle flaps.
3.) A sport in which two men joust with their ball bags supported by two gyrating metal springs. (aka - jut busting)
2.) The Jewish bean often found sprouting behind one's testicle flaps.
3.) A sport in which two men joust with their ball bags supported by two gyrating metal springs. (aka - jut busting)
1.) Damn guuurl, Mark was totally using his jesticles against me last night.
2.) Omg, he was growing the largest jesticles you've ever seen.
3.) The Ferret Warriors testicles exploded upon contact with the Anal Defender in the latest jesticle match.
2.) Omg, he was growing the largest jesticles you've ever seen.
3.) The Ferret Warriors testicles exploded upon contact with the Anal Defender in the latest jesticle match.
by Anothony and David August 21, 2006
Get the jesticles mug.by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 20, 2005
Get the Street Justice mug.When pansy bicycle messengers vandalize automobiles with their bicycle lock. Usually because they think they are above the laws of the road yet still want to peddle in it so they sometimes have accidents with automobiles.
ME: "Some sissy on a bicycle just hit my car with a lock"
FRANK: "Why did he do that?"
ME: "Dont know, he was weaving in and out of traffic and I almost hit him."
FRANK:"Ahh, in their little bike world they call that U-Lock Justice."
ME: "Sounds like something a 13 year old made up. LOL"
FRANK: "LOL"
FRANK: "Why did he do that?"
ME: "Dont know, he was weaving in and out of traffic and I almost hit him."
FRANK:"Ahh, in their little bike world they call that U-Lock Justice."
ME: "Sounds like something a 13 year old made up. LOL"
FRANK: "LOL"
by Deez_Nuts June 6, 2007
Get the U-lock Justice mug.An Actual justice warrior ( AJW ) is someone who fights for BASIC LOGIC and rights for ALL people ( EVEN if they happen to be white ) because they're a person of actual moral integrity.
1) AJW : " FACTS over feelings ; I don't care if you FEEL like a deer 🦌, YOU'RE NOT A DEER . You need therapy. "
2) " You can't kill them JUST cuz they're white ; that's still murder, and you're racist ."
1) AJW : " FACTS over feelings ; I don't care if you FEEL like a deer 🦌, YOU'RE NOT A DEER . You need therapy. "
2) " You can't kill them JUST cuz they're white ; that's still murder, and you're racist ."
As an Actual Justice Warrior, I actually have to back up my arguments with FACTS ( data, statics, science - xy or xx , only 2 options - etc. ) instead of just screaming and calling you racist to win an argument.
by Truthy tidbits November 26, 2020
Get the Actual Justice Warrior mug.One guy molests a child, so the government should perform "Perfect Justice" and lock them up for life or kill him.
by NarutoU May 9, 2010
Get the Perfect Justice mug.1. The Good. (n. and Concept and abstract object that is eternal and everlasting, eh Yandell?): see definition #1.5.
1.5. The Golden Rule: "Treat Others the way you would like, or wish, to be treated." (n. and v. and perfect analogy to Happiness, eh Schweber?).
2. Doing the Good or Being good. (n. and v. and Key to Heaven's Gates, eh Kane? or Chompsky?) see definition #1.5.
3. Street Justice (...eh Oscar Grant? or Nagel?). (n. and v. and perfect analogy to why the Park needs Mathus and Kelly ;).
4. Objective morality, e.g., Gods' Law. (n. and v. and perfect analogy to definition #1.5, eh Jesus?).
5. The Philosophers' "problem(s)". (Kind of like 'causality', eh Schmid?).
6. To "Love another," e.g., thinking that you have found the keys to the kingdom of Heaven: 'Soulmate(s)', eh St. Anthony?
1.5. The Golden Rule: "Treat Others the way you would like, or wish, to be treated." (n. and v. and perfect analogy to Happiness, eh Schweber?).
2. Doing the Good or Being good. (n. and v. and Key to Heaven's Gates, eh Kane? or Chompsky?) see definition #1.5.
3. Street Justice (...eh Oscar Grant? or Nagel?). (n. and v. and perfect analogy to why the Park needs Mathus and Kelly ;).
4. Objective morality, e.g., Gods' Law. (n. and v. and perfect analogy to definition #1.5, eh Jesus?).
5. The Philosophers' "problem(s)". (Kind of like 'causality', eh Schmid?).
6. To "Love another," e.g., thinking that you have found the keys to the kingdom of Heaven: 'Soulmate(s)', eh St. Anthony?
1. Justice IS Love and Benevolence, eh Professor Riley? "Your behavior is a so called problem, asshole?
1.5. "So called T.V. morality": watching Full House and Walt Disney movies; Partaking--in reality--of definition #1.
2. Being kind, patient, and loving; and vice versa: R-E-S-P-E-C-T (to persons and People and Mother Earth, eh Ganja and Taurus and Bob?). And the best of these three is Love/Hope/Faith--i.e., all of the above idiots: RASTA!
3. "Keeping eyes, i.e., "Six/7-Up!!! (dedicated to Magic (a.k.a. Joshua Stickney)); Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer? -so called "GDF" eh?-
4. Jesus Christ Superstar ("so called Stupid-Star, eh Peter?!").
5. "Fuck you subjective morality, the only true Concept is Logic, not Science or the Teleological experiment." -The Other- (see definition #1).
6. Finding your Buddy and Lover-boy/girl/it. (dedicated to Buddy, Buddy-Buddy and LBGT).
1.5. "So called T.V. morality": watching Full House and Walt Disney movies; Partaking--in reality--of definition #1.
2. Being kind, patient, and loving; and vice versa: R-E-S-P-E-C-T (to persons and People and Mother Earth, eh Ganja and Taurus and Bob?). And the best of these three is Love/Hope/Faith--i.e., all of the above idiots: RASTA!
3. "Keeping eyes, i.e., "Six/7-Up!!! (dedicated to Magic (a.k.a. Joshua Stickney)); Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer? -so called "GDF" eh?-
4. Jesus Christ Superstar ("so called Stupid-Star, eh Peter?!").
5. "Fuck you subjective morality, the only true Concept is Logic, not Science or the Teleological experiment." -The Other- (see definition #1).
6. Finding your Buddy and Lover-boy/girl/it. (dedicated to Buddy, Buddy-Buddy and LBGT).
by (The/Ms.) Crazy Cat Lady April 10, 2010
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