Jizz-Jacket

When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you

"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!

by Max Benson January 11, 2009

Dior Dior jacket

something you forgot

bro forgot his Dior Dior jacket 💀

by floor is not a good idea September 3, 2022

cincinnati jacket

Jerking off yourself or someone else with raw bacon, then cooking and eating the jizz-covered bacon

My lady gave me a Cincinnati jacket this morning. What a nutritious way to start the day! That's how we do it in Porkopolis!

by Sexton Hardcastle I September 18, 2012

Jacketing

To fashion ones jacket on their office chair at their work station so as to appear that there is an invisible person sitting there.

#Jacketing John Smith while absent from his desk.

by Frank_slayerfest June 27, 2014

Magic Jacket

When one has consumed many alcoholic beverages and can no longer feel the cold.

It's cold out, I need to drink more to get my magic jacket on.

I don't feel the cold because I have my magic jacket on (10 beers deep)

by akadanmarino October 18, 2010

tranny jacket

A jacket worn by trans, trannies, or queer people. These jackets are usually extra-short and zipped up fully. Tranny jackets usually do not have hoods.

Yeah man. It said 'A jacket worn by trannies, or queer people. These jackets are usually extra-short and zipped up fully. Tranny jackets usually do not have hoods'.

by trannyman April 4, 2011

Junket

Plural of #criddler when pack wielding or bike riding tweekers unconsciously aggregate together; usually forming small temporary groups around free resources such as soup kitchens, neighborhoods with many cans and bottle which can be collected and deposited or public spaces with unsupervised restrooms and showers

A junket came down the street last night and got all the bottles before the recycling truck; look, there's still one counting on the corner.

by Hyper ion September 4, 2017