jersey bump

A method of parallel parking in which the parker rams both the car in front and behind it, then settles in the middle.

Usually seen in the hood where little regard is given to one's hooptie.

Terry pulled into the spot and jersey bumped the shit out of the car in front of him, making the alarm go off.

by Brick City Baller February 19, 2007

Carly Rae Jepsen

The newest attack in the Canadian/American War.

It all started with The United States attacking Canada with Miley Cyrus' single "Can't be Tamed"

Canada fought back by sending Justin Bieber, and turning millions of little girls into "Belieber" zombies.

In a desperate attempt to end the war, The United States attacked with Rebecca Black's "Friday" For a long time, it was thought that the war had ended at this point.

Canada recently just attacked the United States with their newest weapon : Carly Rae Jepsen and her single "Call me Maybe" It is yet to be determined if the United States will be able to gather the strength and troops to fight back

1. Miley Cyrus : Can't be Tamed
2. Justin Bieber : My World My World 2.0 Believe
3. Rebecca Black: Friday
4. Carly Rae Jepsen : Call me Maybe

by mckaymckay October 16, 2012

new jersey meathook

A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.

Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?

by Mike Barbary May 30, 2006

new jersey meat hook

During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook

I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.

by jeremiahdalemcmastersthethird May 28, 2006

new jersey

A great place with mostly friendly people. South Jersey is lovely. Lots of expensive Housing developments. Lots of pretty little victortian towns too. Theres nothing like the Jersey Shore or Jersey Tomatoes! Lots of emo is from Jersey. Jersey has a good local punk scene, ive heard too.

Mmm Jersey Tomatoes.

by JJ January 20, 2004

Jersey Shore Exemption

Used to maintain credibility of taste even when you're watching something horrible on the grounds that it's hilarious.

I can keep my indie cred even though I watched Wild Wild West because of the Jersey Shore Exemption.

by TylerDurden365 January 27, 2010

jersey glide

The reverse action of a Jersey Slide when upon entering a highway you travel from the on-ramp to the far left lane in one swift motion.

I performed a perfect jersey glide to get around the idiots who don't know how to merge with the flow of traffic.

by njftw August 2, 2010