Jewish Wad

A large sum of currency bundled closely togeather referring to Jews, who poses large amounts of wealth and greed and hold large bundled sums of currency closely with them at all times since capital is considered to be so dear to the Jewish faith.

1. I got a huge ass Jewish wad for selling all my drugs.

2. After a nights hard work I got a massive Jewish wad in tips.

3. Every year the United States gives Israel a fat Jewish wad in foreign aid.

by Arash Ghasemzadeh Rezaee September 27, 2006

jewish lasso

when you skeet on a condom and put it on a girls head and make her eat it

the jewish lasso causes a lot of diseases.

by bigtitsnigga69 November 22, 2011

Jewish Sausage

A used condom that has been tied at the open end and made into a 'sausage like' jizz packet.

Originating from Germany in 1942 it was used to refer to the by-product and evidence disposal method of Jew rape.

"Hanz, did you make sure to dump that Jewish Sausage from last night?"

"Of course, I always leave it by the door for the maid to take out in the morning"

by Bupkis Goy November 5, 2012

Jewish Sparkle

Someone who possesses a charm that only comes with being jewish

Person 1: Frankie sure is charming
Person 2: She sure does have that Jewish Sparkle, that's for sure.

by MooTheJew November 20, 2016

jewish troll

Jacob Sproat…. The trolliest of trolls, and not really Jewish

God Jacob why do you gotta be such a Jewish Troll.

by Murican American April 10, 2015

Jabishkin Bar

Your daddy's butt cheeks...

Jabishkin At UC.

by BoyBee April 15, 2004

jewish spongebath

to put your cock into someones nose and shoot your jesus juice deep enough in the nose that the creame comes out there eyes so tat they seem to cry jizz

mr. major gave us a test so caleb was like "GO TO WANG'S" and gave him a jewish spongebath.

by porch monkeys for life November 28, 2009