wish i had a jacket

When your he-man jacket brakes, and you sing to you brother until he gets so annoyed he gives you his he-man jacket!

i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a jacket, i wish i had a ja-a-ket... i wish i had a jacket...

by Lickable February 14, 2004

jacket faggot

1. a post-pubescent guy who looks prepubescent, whom wears an obscure or expensive jacket with the collar popped. A true jacket faggot refuses to pay attention to anything or anyone around him, because he knows if people think he is paying attention, they might not look at him.

2. a young male with no personality or fashion sense who invested in a nifty jacket.

I wish this place served beer then I wouldn't have to look at all of these jacket faggots.

by Old Mr. Jenkins January 23, 2010

hug-me jacket

Another way of saying Straight jacket.

"19:30 * Ubi|work_ sneaks up behind homie with a hug me jacket.
19:30 <homie> augh!@
19:31 <homie> so let me make sure i have this right, im wearing a hugme jacket now?
19:31 * Ubi|work_ nods

by Ubiquitous January 5, 2004

Jacker

Used to say someone is lieing. or your so suprised you just cant believe what they said.

Tom:I hooked up with to hoes last night.

Brady:U a jacker!

by Smartestpersoneverr. December 23, 2009

Cracker Jacker

a White guy/girl that jacks off

Man look at that freaking Cracker Jacker over there

by BBBBBDDD April 20, 2005

Moroccan Track-Jacket

The Moroccan Track-Jacket occurs when you get a lap dance by a North African or Israeli stripper. The constant dirty ass rubbing leaves many 'tracks' or shit streaks on your jacket. Bangalore Backdoor penis israel blows cleveland steamer

"Woah dude, i went to that strip club in Tel-Aviv and the ugly bitch gave me a Moroccan Track-Jacket"

by JayAl April 8, 2008

flop jacket

a condom, but only applies to a flacid penis.

If erect, it becomes a skin suede shoe.

Yeah, I had the trojan on, but her dank was quite stank so it just became a flop jacket.

by MrCerebellum August 19, 2008