Jessica C

A tall attractive woman with green eyes. She's tough, strong, charming, strange & full of lust. She does not pour her heart out easily. She is extremely beautiful and all the boys want her. She can be very slutty. She can cause jealousy but is hardly jealous herself, she is known for not giving a fuck about what people think.

She is a perfect definition of Aquarius.

All the girls want to be her, all the boys want to be with her.

Guy 1: Oh snap, here comes Jessica C, she is so gorgeous.

Guy 2: Yeah, so slutty.
Guy 1: I want her.

Girl 1: What a bitch.
Guy 1: You're just jealous.
Girl 1: Fine I am.

by thenvelope December 7, 2010

jessica

a woman i know who is incredibly sexy and i love her so much. she is the most amazing person alive and if you dont think so you deserve to die. amazingly there are some people who actually dont like her. but thats just because they're jealous and they're all asses anyway so no one cares about them. jessica deserves everything in the world and id do anything for her. ill never leave her side and i'll always be her best friend.

Me - Dude, I love Jessica.
Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?
Me - Stupid fuckers that's who.

by ivorywirea7x February 29, 2008

jessica fussell

Pretty much the most funniest, random and outgoing chick alive. And not too bad on the eye aswell.

Dayumm, check that jessica fussell "fussbuss" chick out!

by holy.guacomole April 1, 2010

Messy Jessie

A Messy Jessie is any girl who really likes it up the butt and will take it from any guy, anywhere, but also keeps a steady boyfriend who has no idea. A level 2 Messy Jessie is when her boyfriend has heard the stories, but doesn't believe his "little angel" would do that.

Short- MJ, Dirty MJ

Girl 1- That girl has more cum in her ass than a gay porn star.
Girl 2- Yeah, she's a real Messy Jessie.

by FattyMatty November 2, 2012

jessica alba

the Hottest woman alive

Jessica alba is byfar the most hot woman alive

by JPaCh January 20, 2006

jesii

(n.) (v.) (adj.) Jesii is the plural form of Jesus, the Christian savior. When referring to many Christian saviors you say Jesii.

Jesii comes in many forms. Hulk-Jesii, Kevin-Jesii, Jesii-Prime, etc.

(n.) The Jesii are coming to save us.
(v.) I'm going to Jesii you.
(adj.) The math test on solving ugly quadratics was Jesii-Hard.

by Kevin O' May 4, 2005

jessica simpson

Do people consider stupidity hott or someting? Thats just really sad!

Her and her ugly ass sister make me wanna puke!

by Enna B. January 8, 2005