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Jeremy Bulloch
British actor who played the role of Boba Fett in Star Wars: Episodes V and VI, and a man that is going to live the rest of his life with the knowledge that he was "the" ultimate dealer of ass-kickery in the universe, once upon a movie set. Pretty badass legacy to leave, huh?
Also has a strange tendency to appear in several old-school Bond flicks.
Also has a strange tendency to appear in several old-school Bond flicks.
Cashier: Sir, come back! You have to pay for that!
J.B.: Fuck you, pal. I'm Jeremy Bulloch.
Cashier: OMG BOBA FETT!
J.B.: Fuck you, pal. I'm Jeremy Bulloch.
Cashier: OMG BOBA FETT!
Jeremy Bulloch by Kawalsky May 8, 2006
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Jeremy Beadle
1) A TV host that annoyed the public with various "comedy" set ups and who also made a small fortune from showing clips of people falling over and hurting themselves. He has a small hand - a deformation from God to remind us all that we shouldn't profit from others misfortune.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
2) When you have been dealt a Jeremy Beadle in a card game you have been dealt a bad hand. See above.
A traumatised wannabe terrorist has been told to prove his faith by shooting his grandmother in the face and is now standing over the body with a smoking gun in his hand...
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
Jeremy Beadle jumps out from a bin, dressed as a terrorist:
"Ha ha..Got you..it was a fake gun there Tommy, it was a set up"
Tommy: "Shit, I used my own gun. I killed my grandmother for nothing..."
Jeremy Beadle: "My hand hurts.."
Jeremy Beadle by Digitalnonsense November 12, 2006
Jeremy Burgess
The name of the most wonderful man in the universe. Absolutely handsome and the epitome of sexy, Jeremy knows how to please his woman and never fails. She will never tire of hearing his sweet, velvety voice, and it will always hurts to let him go for the night. His kisses will always put butterflies in her stomach, his gentle touch will always send shivers through her body, and his laugh will always bring warmth to her heart. If he wants a smile on your face, he'll put one there in a heartbeat. He is hilarious, exciting, enthusiastic, and probably the smartest man you will ever meet- a living, breathing, walking Ask Jeeves. Jeremy is also strong and selfless. He has been through things that would be considered unbearable to the average man, but through his tragedies he continues to keep others above himself, always wearing that intoxicating smile on his face. He knows how to be kind without being a pushover and knows how to be assertive without making enemies. He is truly a once in a lifetime experience. Perfection. Once you have a taste of him, you'll never want to let go- and I never plan to.
Jeremy Burgess by yentruoc January 28, 2014
Jeremy Clifford
Jeremy is the most sweatest guy ever. He has a big penis and a huge heart. I like him a lot. He is an amazing football player and wretler. Overall he is the best guy friend/ brother that anyone could ever ask for. He is an amazing listener and overall perfect. The most thing that i like bout him is his wonderful personality. When ever u want to talk about issues that u are having he will listen but whenever u want to talk about ur feelings he will say "bitch please get over urself".. I like him alot and he is my brother from another mother forever. <3
.. His favorit color is red. He likes girls that wont screw him over and are nice. He like working out alot. And loves hanging out with friends and his girlfriend <3
.. His favorit color is red. He likes girls that wont screw him over and are nice. He like working out alot. And loves hanging out with friends and his girlfriend <3
Jeremy Clifford by Beautiful357 January 8, 2012
Jeremy's Bike
The one and only bike of Jeremy. This bike lives only to please and has been known to satisfy women in only ways a god can do. He roams the streets of Newport ringing his bell at passers by to brighten up there day and potentially pull. However Jeremy's bike is not just a bike he is a state of mind in which all individuals aspire to ascertain.
Man 1: Mate my wife cheated on me last night
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
Man 2: Sorry man i saw her with that bike...
Man 1: Oh that's okay no woman can control herself around Jeremy's Bike. At least she had the ride of her life.
Jeremy's Bike by crazypete12 December 7, 2012