Costs Too Much

A phrase you would say to a sales person when you like the product but you just can't afford it in this economy.

"I like it but it costs too much!"

by NotDani July 5, 2017

Too deaf to hear

When you are too deaf to hear.

Danny: Did you catch the football game last night?

Bob: What did you say I'm too deaf to hear.

by Pyramid titties April 8, 2019

born too hard

A term used to describe the event of a woman having a miscarriage, and their child dying.

"So, where's the baby Sharon?"

"He was born too hard."

by jockerty May 17, 2019

spreads not too much

A wise man spreads not too much wisdom.

Well we taught them how to make computer components and now they are or competitors, a wise man spreads not too much wisdom!

by I, Wreckerrr July 31, 2021

Too Fat To Scan

"Too Fat To Scan" or TFTS is an unofficial medical term where a patient is too large to be scanned by standard hospital equipment.

The individuals that fit this category are then usually referred to their local Zoo or Water park, who might own scanning equipment for larger mammals like elephants or whales.

Nurse: "Doctor what are we going to do about this patient? He is Too Fat To Scan!"
Doctor: "It's okay, I already called the Zoo."

Doctor: "Darling, today I had a patient that was TFTS! You should have seen his face when I referred him to Sea World Park!"
Wife: "LOL!"

by JacOP October 5, 2013

too cool for school

Term used for a person who thinks they are somewhat superior to other people.

Tim R is too cool for school, look at his Warrick Cappa shoes!

by Ben April 5, 2005

too hip for the room

When you have a clever or unique joke or remark that goes over everyone else's heads generally because they're too stupid to know what you're talking about.

Cindy: "I work in a department store. I'm a cashier."

Richard: "Oh, really? My father was a cashier. They threw him out of the army."

Cindy: (stares)

Gene: "Richard's too hip for the room."

by stalin77 November 9, 2017