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Invisibility

The unique super power Lebron James uses during the 4th Quarter.
Joe: Did you see Lebron James play in the NBA Finals?

Jack: Nahh bro. He used his invisibility and that's why the Heat lost.
by MastaPanda June 16, 2011
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Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.
I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.
by Lenispentils May 14, 2018
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the invisible hair

The invisible hair, also known as "the phantom hair," is the hair that has fallen off of your head and is now stuck to your shirt. You can feel the hair brush against your armpit area or the back of your arm periodically, but when you go to take it off, there is usually nothing there (that you can see). The invisible hair normally requires an extra pair off eyes and hands for removal.
Victoria, can you get the invisible hair off of me- I have been trying to find it for an hour and it is getting on my nerves.
by scrapmetal82 June 19, 2010
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HTC Invisible

A word that describes the non-existent smartphone you own
Person 1: I have the newest invention in smartphones *reaches into pocket and pulls out nothing* Its the HTC invisible! Its free, with no monthly charge!
Person 2: Dude you don't have a phone. Thats your hand.
Person 1: PSHHHHH! You just can't see it. Its too far in the future for you to understand.
by kitkath August 12, 2011
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Investicles

What someone has when they make risky investments.
Bob is a dick on the golf course, but he's got real investicles.
by Shawarma123456765432 January 28, 2010
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Indisneyoctrination

Watching Disney movies or similar children's fare so many times you have them memorized; the condition of being the parent of one or more preschoolers at any point in the digital era of easy access to video.
"Gimme some fin... Noggin... Duuuuuude" is the way parents greet their children when they've been subjected to long-term indisneyoctrination.
by Fenbeast March 15, 2010
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Investicles

Having the guts or balls to put all of your money in one or a few investments knowing you will either lose it all or get paid
That student who put most of his money in Ford must have serious investicles.

Everyone thought I was an idiot for putting most of my money in Ford but I had good information, insight, and investicles to make the move. I got paid for putting most of my money in Ford.
by HighNetWorth April 6, 2010
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